As Milo and Alec were traveling Milo was describing why they were doing this and how the king was so great but all of a sudden Alec yelled out
"The King, oh how funny, ha ha ha ha! I love the king he is hilarious!"
"What do you mean Alec" Milo said.
As you can see since Alec Bing can see through things he must have known people's secrets and weird things they do. I would have to think that he would have known something about King Azaz.
"Oh don't you know? King Azaz used to be a jester and he especially loved to dance! He still has his spandex suit as we speak!
"Wow said Milo. He looks so strong and giant I would never known."
It was dead silent for several minutes I would think it would have been because they were picturing giant and huge King Azaz trying to get into a really really tight spandex suit.
"And that's not all, Alec said he also loves to sing a lot."
Especially women's opera but of course the high notes wouldn't turn out so well! Milo, Tock, and The Humbug were all in great awe with their mouths dropped wide open. None of them would have ever thought of this humble king being so childish and girly!?
"And shall I continue on asked Alec."
"Well I'm afraid to ask said Milo but his mom always said to not be rude. So he said yes.
"Well the king's favorite color is pink. He also loves flowers especially orchids! Alec said.
Everyone in the car gave a sad and scared depressed look as it was dead silent in the car, The Humbug staring blankly at the road shaking his head every few seconds to make sure that this was a dream.
"Tick, Tick, Tick BLAH! said Tock.
"Exactly, said The Humbug and he say's that I'm a bit scared and a big baby but he does twirls and splits! Ha!"
"Well do you want to know more?" asked Alec Bings.
"No, No, No, No"! Everyone said.
Tock stopped ringing and started whimpering for he couldn't handle the agony and disgust at The King's body in a tight tight tight suit! Milo and The Humbug were having the time of their lives laughing and making jokes at the King. While Alec was doing dances and cartwheels in the air while asking I wonder what's so wrong about the king in a tight tight tight sui- Alec stopped talking for he it looked like to Milo that he was going to release from down under. Alec held his mouth and his stomach said I know now, and I'm fine. From then on nobody said a word until they felt comfortable talking and not having the picture of the King in his head but they all knew that they were never ever going to speak about this again!