So today we had to leave the amazing Alcove spring, it had water that made each and every cut, bruise, and blister go away and turn into a piece a candy. It was so so so so amazing but, the people with Brachymetatarsia couldn't swim because they had to get their feet fixed up by a guy named builder, bob the builder. Then we had to leave a bill Clinton and Mickey mouse kicked us out because they had "party." So then we were on our way down the Oregon trail when suddenly we had to stop. A heard of rabid chinchillas was blocking our way! We didn't know what to do until our oxen went totally savage and rampaged through the chinchillas and we didn't see them ever again. So the wagons are a living nightmare when you have to ride in them. When you hit a rock you bounce so high that you can touch the moon! Just last Tuesday a guy bounced and was never heard of again, I'm not kidding nobody ever saw him. You would not believe this we saw a dinosaur on the trail yesterday! There were just so many of them, did I mention that we also saw a flock of blob fish. Well that's all for me, signing off for now pound it, noggin.
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