In Independence, Missouri, we met the creepy salesman. I never trusted that guy. So I asked him if he wanted to come along. But Drhuv said the creepy salesman can't come. But the creepy salesman stole our oxen and our gold. So I stole it back but now I'm stuck on the California trail. The rest of them are looking for me. I hopped of but I tried to go back. I got lost. So I went on a random persons wagon and asked them why they were going. They said "GOLD RUSH, now get off our wagon or I'll take the gold. They took the gold. I met another fella named Sir. Rick Arley who told me we wants to be a farmer. I told him he's on the wrong trail. He said "Where's the gold." I said "How do you know about that?" He said " I'm Robert Gangue, and you disobeyed me. "How?" I said. "You forgot the soy sauce on the take-out!" he said. Then Muhammad jumped in and went on a super invisible plane that was actually invented in 1376. He took me on the ship with him back to the spaceship. Sir. Charles Xaiver was also on the ship. He panned gold and got lucky so he wanted to add gold to our collection. But Robert was on the ship. We couldn't kick him off so I just gave him some extra soy sauce which I convently had in my pocket. But Charles disobeyed me! He stole the real gold. But then Fransis Scott Key jumped up and took back the gold but he had a heart attack so he said "Save the farmland, don't let Charles take it first." he said. "Also don't let Muhammad take his jet." "Why?" I asked. "Because I..." Then he was cut off by Charles stealing the jet. When we got back I said we have a rivalry and we need to go, and fast.
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