We decided to shoot one of the buffalo blocking our path. You see, they didn't want us to continue on the trail because they didn't like our music and were annoyed. Thomas Peeters was feeling bloodthirsty, so we let him shoot the buffalo. He pulled out his M16 Rifle, licked his lips, and pulled his trigger. The bullet killed a rather depressed buffalo who didn't care if he died. The remaining buffalo stampeded away, doing summersaults and backflips to get away from us. Unfortunately, this startled our oxen, who jumped so high that they could see 100 miles in every direction. |
