We decided to bring guns to Mars. That was a completely terrible idea. The gun sparked which caused a huge chemical reaction that had blew up the gigantic domes. In that chemical reaction the teleporter had went ballistic and sucked us into a UFO that had traveled around a place that we had no clue where it was. It had landed and we heard a crunch when we landed. Some guy was generous enough to lend us his money. Actually we had crushed him with our teleporter. Mikey had snatched the gold strait out of his hand. Apparently tons of people had seen it. Then a crazy old cook had told us that that the soil was rich and cheap in the west. Thats when it had came to us. We should travel west and join all those people on the journey there.